maybe

im ally and i like fictional boys

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

(via eyebrow-enthusiast)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via allteensrelate)

2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

image

why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

(Source: wurnbo, via shouldnt)

fasterfood:

i dont care what you say there is nothing more stressful than wanting to have a conversation with someone but having absolutely NOTHING to say

(via allteensrelate)

octupac:

yeah but how many notes did ur post get in dog notes

(Source: ouijasquiji, via allteensrelate)

swirlyink:

terapsina:

Someone needs to write a fic of a battalion of superheroes randomly showing up at Sam’s doorstep because they have nowhere else to go.

"Hey Sam… so Pepper threw me out of my house and Rhodey’s on vacation in Mexico."

"Steve has spoken much of you Son of Wil. Do you wish to do battle against my adopted brother?"

"So… show an archer these wings I’ve heard so much about."

"HULK. HUNGRY."

And Sam cursing Steve and Natasha in the depths of his soul because they started the trend and then told all their friends about it.

(Source: imaginaryfriendsarecool, via vanehwasreal)

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